Mr. Pullum is a dick, and if he were two dicks, he’d like to pullum both.

“It’s been said that the most successful people are often early risers. So that’…”

“Don’t make me weight, as I’m skinny on time.”

“A blanket could be used to cover up Jude McNude. But despite his last name, he …”

“A brick could be used to sell pepper to people in the salt mines. So while you’…”