Mr. Shit gives politicians a good name. It’s the rest of the politicians who give Mr. Shit a bad name.

“The police seemed to think I killed her, which is crazy, because I loved her li…”

“My name is Mr. Murderedscott. But if you want to know what happened to Scott, I…”

“There are levels of humor. The level above mine is invisible and inaudible.”

“Most writers might as well write in invisible ink, because if what they’re writ…”