Much to my delight, I found her panties to be full of mashed potatoes—but I had to supply all the gravy.

“I went to visit my dad. He didn’t say a word to me. Or if he did, I couldn’t he…”

“I don’t know where, but I know how and why. Two out of three out of six ain’t b…”

“I am the man of your dreams. Go back to sleep.”

“Question for your life: If the man of your dreams existed in two dimensions onl…”