Music can elevate man to new heights. Especially elevator music.

“If you listen to the rain long enough, you’ll eventually soak up the wisdom.”

“On TV, I can hit the mute button and silence any moron. I wish real life came w…”

“The past screams louder than the future. The future is mute, but it’s not deaf.”

“A disobedient child is one who blinks of his own volition, without being told t…”