My 30th birthday will be arriving in a few months. It’s not arriving unexpectedly, I just wish it would have given me more of an advance notice, say another 30 years.

“I call masturbating “Gregging,” named not after a man named Greg, but a guy nam…”

“I live 30 times faster and more intensely than most people, so every year is a …”

“Sometimes I’ll be walking along, thinking, and I’ll kick up some dust and I’ll …”

“The difference between you and everyone else, is everyone else. And that’s a lo…”