My advice is don’t take advice from anybody. This is good advice, and as such, it’s bad advice.

“The Chinese used gunpowder to make fireworks for celebrations, and the white ma…”

“The crawl is the perfect word to describe how slow swimming is—even though it’s…”

“There’s a naked woman on the phone for you,” Orafoura said.
”Have my clone get …”

“I’d rather have nobody to say anything to, than have nothing to say to anybody.”