My advice is to just ignore the problem until you’re dead. This could be the quickest solution of your life.

“Dream nonsense: Character: Hey, how are you? Me: I’m tired. I mean, this is a d…”

“I got your love out of the umbrella cabinet. I hope you weren’t saving it for a…”

“I wrote a thesis on love, and I wrote it in lipstick. Of course, I also got blo…”

“I gave her a broken watch, to symbolize that my love for her is forever and tim…”