My advice is to never masturbate in Cockburn Town.

“There’s a traffic jam in the stream. I’d better go fish up a solution. Too bad …”

“Somebody took my bicycle tire, my bicycle seat, and both my pedals. They stole …”

“The American Dream is to not have to work, so with unemployment at record level…”

“I saw a mummy in a movie once, and I’ve got to say I love George Harrison’s sty…”