My amazing feat features shoes (and feet)—it’s how far I’d walk for love. Guess how far? However far it is from the point I ran out of gas to wherever she is, assuming she’s hanging out at a gas station.

“I knew a woman named Hope once, and boy did she fill me with her first name.”

“The difference between me and a scientist is a little word called “Science.” I …”

“A mine divided in two isn’t as preferential as a yours divided in two. 
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“Sure, I’d fake my own death. But only if I had the following items: duct tape, …”