My birthday is on a holiday. I just have to wait until I die and they commemorate me.

“I wrote half this book (the left half) while I was asleep, and I wrote the othe…”

“Love is like a blanket: it will keep you warm, but it might also suffocate you.…”

“I have a little accent. I speak with a trace of midget.”

“Without rules, there’d be nothing to break. Well, except glass, dance, and bric…”