My book is a light read. Seriously, it probably weighs 3.33 ounces. That’s pretty impressive, considering it’s an ebook.

“If silence is the admission of guilt, then she must be really guilty, because l…”

“Thanks to my grandpa, I can go to France and not be visiting Germany. He single…”

“A date is a place, a destination. March 5th, 1982 is the ideal tourist trap.”

“The scent of your asshole smells like childhood memories. I mean it would, if I…”