My brother’s a big dog guy. He’s 7’2” and half man, half man’s best friend.

“Pound-for-pound, I’m the best non-fighter in the world. I could kick Gandhi’s a…”

“Were you aware that my sister looks like my brother? They both look nonexistent.”

“I’ve gone astray. It’s better to cook with a stray than eat your own cat.”

“One day I want to be so wealthy I can say to my wife, “let’s take a drive—to th…”