My bugs don't have bugs.

“How was your... eh... trip?”Artemis felt the sting of tears in his own eyes. “U…”

“He took a deep, shuddering breath. "Okay. I said it, it's out there. And I am f…”

“I am Butler. Anything I say sounds scary.”

“Chief of security : They have a tank! How did they get a tank up here?”