My car rides smooth like I’m driving a cloud. If I park it at your house, I may get rainwater on your living room carpet.

“Marriage is the dearth of sex as we know it.”

“It’s very hard to whisper in your own ear. Love is an art, but as an artist, I …”

“This book comes with its very own logo (logo sold separately).”

“When you’re starving, and all the grocery stores are out of meat, that’s when y…”