My cat’s favorite chew toy is a pen. I’d wager that he is a better writer than me.

“And if I’d been a good boy that day, I’d get to eat Chlorella for dessert. Chlo…”

“I’m getting gray hair in all sorts of crazy places. Like all over my carpet. It…”

“Her name was Rebecca. Or at least that’s what her nametag said. She was making …”

“Things just didn’t work out between us. Who knows, another time, another place,…”