My cat’s favorite chew toy is a pen. I’d wager that he is a better writer than me.

“The cause isn’t worth getting up for, but it is worth sleeping for. Just trying…”

“I speak the language of love. That’s right, I speak Russian.”

“Love is, or you isn’t.”

“For your birthday, I got you a box. Hooray! It’s empty, so you can fill it with…”