My children don’t even know my name, and it’s no excuse that they haven’t even been born yet. Author: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “The eyes in the frying pan looked tasty. But as good as they looked, it wasn’t …” “Women love to talk. I'll bet Van Gogh had a woman. And I'll bet she talked his …” “I took my pants off slowly, thinking if I did it too fast I’d possibly rip a ho…” “Marriage is the dearth of sex as we know it.”