My comfort zone is right above the ozone layer.

“I don’t know where you’re going, or even why you’re going, but I sure am glad t…”

“I’d never own a Hooters, because while I may be the face of the franchise, peop…”

“I’d like to play a game of Marco Polo—in the 13th century.”

“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked int…”