My commentary's hilarious, not witty.

“Honestly, darling," she said. "Do you even look in a mirror before you walk out…”

“Besides, I could hardly complain to the administration that I was being forced …”

“Abe held my gaze a bit longer and then broke into an easy smile. ʺOf course, of…”

“I love you, and beneath all that logic, calculation, and superstition, I know y…”