My commentary's hilarious, not witty.

“Dimitri: "Were you really going to attack all of us? Doing that...protecting he…”

“Where are we going?" asked Victor. "If I'm allowed to ask."I squirmed around in…”

“Η μητερα μου: υποδειγμα τελειοτητας και ευπρεπειας των φυλακων. Ο πατερας μου: …”

“More than his exterior hit me. I felt warm and safe just being with him. He bro…”