My dad was born poor, made a fortune during his life, and then died suddenly—murdered by his only son, leaving his vast estate to a daughter I didn’t know he had.

“The best part about love is it’ll still be around long after I’m dead. That’s a…”

“I ran over a dog last night on my way home, and then I wondered what my wife ha…”

“I’ll see a cat and instinctively start petting the hair on my back.”

“Last week I was very ill. I'm finally starting to feel like myself again. Which…”