My dreams died nine months before I was born


“I think Starbucks would go out of business if more people were to Superglue the…”

“A car crash could be considered art, and I’d like to install one in a museum. H…”

“I can fly a plane, but I can’t fly a planet. Not without a seatbelt the size of…”

“The wall of silence that exists between us is as long as the Great Wall of Chin…”