My dreams, they all look like the back of my eyelids.

“Pet my 3:33 pm like it’s a beard. Live it, but don’t lick it.”

“There’s this girl who’s obsessed with me. I would tell you what she looks like,…”

“I am the bow of love. I’m also the bow of hate. Same spelling, different pronun…”

“As a writer, I need more exposure. I think I’ll take off my pants. Would you mi…”