My ears are as blind as my eyes are deaf. But my nose, it can see the truth, except when I block its line of site with my index fingers.

“As early as 1,000 BC, man had to wait nearly 3,000 years to talk to me. And my …”

“I told her I'd rather talk about her, instead of listening to her drone on abou…”

“Two hearts that beat as one, and they’re both mine. I’ve got them hooked up to …”

“Am I the only guy that holds a flute of champagne like it’s a musical instrumen…”