My ex girlfriend and I go long periods of time without speaking to each other. And in between those extended stretches, we fill the time with silence.

“I’ll be 30 in April. My birthday is March 5th.”

“Her golden hair moved like a hundred moths, all trying to saturate themselves i…”

“I would answer the door for the pizza delivery guy wearing my birthday suit, bu…”

“It’s now 4:17 am, and I just got done dealing with Mrs. Indianapolis, of Indian…”