My ex girlfriend and I, we had chemistry together. And right after that, we had biology.

“I don’t like rejection. One jection is enough for me. No need to give it to me …”

“If I were a magician, I’d hand out broken compasses. It’s all about misdirectio…”

“My bed’s comforter is yellow. It has to be to hide all the melted butter stains…”

“One time a woman made my heart flood with love, and then fled the scene of the …”