My expectations are sky low, because I’m standing on a mountaintop.

“I’ve got washboard abs. Go ahead, get rid of your dishwasher.”

“A lie makes up 3/4ths of life.”

“God, the devil, and Orafoura were walking along a river one day when they came …”

“If you’re getting up to cross the Sahara, I could sure go for a bottle of water…”