My facial features smell as rugged as a rose looks. Isn’t my nose the most romantically smelling thing?

“This book does not exist. And if that doesn’t deter you from buying it, then I’…”

“A brick is a mode of transportation, for a bug going nowhere in life.
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“I’ll buy you a dress at half price, and hopefully half as much cloth was used a…”

“After I’m famous, I want my statue to be made out of beige Jell-O, and I want t…”