My favorite flower lost its voice, and through aroma therapy and the assistance of both my nostrils, I’m trying to help it get it back.

“I’d rather have nobody to say anything to, than have nothing to say to anybody.”

“My rural erection didn’t impress the people in town, but I did have all the dai…”

“The months roll by like wheels on a wheelchair. Pretty soon it’ll be July. Feel…”

“I told her she should come back to my place because it’d just won sixth place i…”