My favorite pen is my penis. Put my words in your mouth.

“I found Waldo. He was in a strip club. He was hard to spot, because he’d alread…”

“If you could smell my smile, you’d nose how bad I want to kiss you. But you can…”

“Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love…”

“At their core, things are essentially good. Except apples. At their core, they …”