My favorite smells are freshly baked bread, the pages of an old book, and they way my boss’ ass smells when he’s shouting at me.

“I was a bellman once. A bellman of love. The hospitality industry taught me a l…”

“It’s 3:32, and I need just one more ingredient to finish baking 3:33. Would you…”

“You don’t have to tell me why, if you tell me why you won’t tell me why. Or at …”

“Would you mind terribly if instead of serving desert, I masturbated quietly at …”