My favorite tree is the Joshua tree, which is named after me. Well, it will be, once I change my name to Joshua.

“It’s a new subject to me, and I’m just starting to get confused. The middle is …”

“Blankets could be used as scapegoats for global warming. But why blame the blan…”

“I want to meet the girl of my dreams, and then immediately try to sleep with he…”

“A brick and a blanket could be used to show creativity, by making them the subj…”