My first inclination is to make my business all about me, but my second instinct is to make my business all about everyone else, because everyone else is where all the money is at.

“What I like most about reading is I can read in minutes what it took the author…”

“Handcuffs barely wrap around the girth of my penis. I should run for Congress.”

“I heard everything you said, listened to half, and agreed with a quarter. And 1…”

“I like to hike in state parks, but one thing I can’t stand is pants. So I don’t…”