My friend Angela, she’s no angel. But my friend Demonica, she’s aptly named.

“She puts the “She” in Sheila. Who am I talking about? Why, Sheila, of course. I…”

“A sand trap is like a politician in its duality. It represents two opposing vie…”

“I sell Ziploc bags. They’re not empty—they’re full of hope.”

“I had a missed call. It’s probably the all you can eat buffet calling to say, “…”