My friend isn’t big into cars. He’s only 4’4”.

“I suggest to you the power of suggestion of powerful.”

“I just got around to brushing my teeth today, and now my asshole smells minty f…”

“Drive, guy. That green light isn’t going to get a deeper green. It’ll only ripe…”

“Time flows like a canoe floats, and my love would fit in your purse if you’d ju…”