My gas tank is on empty, but my erection is on full. Still, it would be wise to stop the car before I pump.

“I’m into older women, because all women are older women. Every second the woman…”

“Mr. Pullum is a dick, and if he were two dicks, he’d like to pullum both.”

“I swallow my own lies with big gulps, as if quickly chugging the chance of gett…”

“A brick could be used to stop a bleeding wound. Though just between you and me,…”