My girl didn’t step out on me. She just stood in the doorway and wouldn’t close the door.

“If I have to beat you up to keep you safe, that’s just what I’ll do. It’s this …”

“A brick could be used in a levitation demonstration. The best way to keep it af…”

“Every new thought of mine is like my child. And as soon as it is conceived, I m…”

“We made love like we didn’t, only more so less.”