My hair isn’t turning gray, but it is losing its flavor. It used to taste like straw, and now it tastes like hay.

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“The hole in my heart matches the key I gave her, and I’d like it back, along wi…”

“I’ll buy your product and then return your product, and tell you to keep my mon…”

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