My handyman is handicapped and oh so handsome, because he’s my clone.

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“I told her she should come back to my place because it’d just won sixth place i…”

“Just because you don’t have an arrest record doesn’t mean you’re not a criminal…”

“I work as a husband, but I’m also trying to get employment as a neighbor. Sugar…”