My high school principal, Mr. Heisenberg, was the uncertain principal.

“You’re as likely to see me sleeping on the job as a snooze is liable to grow le…”

“I once watched several criminals engage in an organized argument, while an audi…”

“What more proof do you need to illustrate how America is the land of the free t…”

“If you drink, you risk divulging your secrets. Here, have another glass.”