My idea of vacuuming is borrowing someone's dog for the day and having them eat all the crap off the floor. Author: Karina Halle Copy Quote More from Karina Halle “Please, angel. Make me your home.” “I was head over heels in love with her. No, that didn’t describe it. I was tear…” “This was just too fucking weird. Fucked up sprinkles on a slice of psycho shit …” “Not that it was a crazy complicated skill, but operating an espresso machine du…”