My last phone call was totally uncalled for. Well, not totally. More like 99.88% uncalled for.

“Out of all the guys she could love, I am two of them. But she chose my clone ov…”

“If instead of a handshake you hold out a fist for a fist bump, I’ll wrap my han…”

“Of course my clone will be handsome. He’ll look exactly like my other clone, wo…”

“I’ll put some ice in your coffee, to cover up the fact that it was already cold…”