My left hand is my bad hand. I spank it with my right hand. You might call it clapping, but I call it discipline.

“The government is so efficient it often takes two people to do the work of one.…”

“A blanket that has arms to hold you when you are sad, now that's what I call a …”

“Poison Ivy tastes like an itch when you have it on your tongue, and I’d say tha…”

“I am the love machine of desire. I’m easy to operate. Just pull on my lever.”