My life motto: My brakes are broke, but luckily my gas pedal works just fine.


“I converted my mechanical toothbrush into an electric screwdriver. Now it more …”

“I don’t have a blue-collar job. It’s more of a green collar, because of all the…”

“The coolest way to be cool is to be yourself, because nobody can be you but you…”

“If you have to dig to find yourself, you are probably dead.”