My life motto: My brakes are broke, but luckily my gas pedal works just fine.


“Do I own my soul, or would two of my clones?”

“A brick could be used to knock out the tooth of a giant, and then used as a rep…”

“It’s not if, but when I’ll if on you that matters. How does Tuesday at noon sou…”

“I’m not interested in driving a racecar, but I would love to cruise around in a…”