My life outlook isn’t cloudy. That’s just the weather report for the rest of my life.

“I’d rather count to one billion, than waste my time thinking I could count on y…”

“I’m always amazed that my twin has the same birthday as me, and that he doesn’t…”

“I’ve got nothing, but at least I’ve got nothing to lose.”

“People call me “Mustache,” because I have an eyebrow on my upper lip. When I cl…”