My life was unbalanced. That is, until I found love and grew a second leg.

“Batman’s cape would make a great canvas for a cave painting.”

“When I was 18 I got bitten by a snake, and since then I have refused to vote fo…”

“-The good guys are coming, boss. What do you want me to do?-Don’t just stand th…”

“You wouldn’t remove a wristwatch with a hacksaw, just like you wouldn’t remove …”