My love has six sides, but it’s not a coffin. That’s just an optical illusion. Still, one day my love for you will be the death of me.

“With his spiked brown hair, he would have looked like a porcupine if he wasn’t …”

“I hung the plaque on the wall, right next to the floss.”

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“Yes, fruits and vegetables are healthy. But you want to know why I eat them? Re…”