My love is as loud as it can be while still being silent. Would you describe our relationship as Helen Kelleresque

“I always wear gloves, so at any moment I could commit a crime and not be worrie…”

“I can be a better friend, lover, and humanitarian, but I can’t be a better eggr…”

“A lawyer, a politician, and a prostitute walk into a bar, and the bartender say…”

“I’m wearing my political mustache today. If you want to see it, you’ll find it …”