My love is like the shape your mouth makes while you whistle. Would you mind if I accompanied you on my harmonica?

“On second thought, maybe “Penis on a Stick Ice Cream Parlor” is not such a good…”

“Quaqua—the sound one’s soul squeals when seducing one’s own clown. (Not to be h…”

“If I had a clone, he’d better be my equal, and not my better. Can you imagine h…”

“I respect a man not for the clothes he wears, but for the clothes he doesn’t we…”