My #love stories have happy endings, because I stop the tales before dejection, dementia, and death occur.

“In middle school, I spent a lot of time with my buddy Edward. I called him Sex …”

“I skinned a skunk to make a rug. You know, for the bathroom.”

“I'm off to my first Toastmaster meeting. You know, motivational speaking is a m…”

“A blanket isn’t the solution, a blanket is the problem. I say we burn all the b…”