My math is so fuzzy you should pet it. Four minus two isn’t two, because between two and four minus two is an infinite number of numbers.

“I dressed up like a horse, and my horse-faced friend dressed up like a jockey. …”

“A brick could be used to enhance your sex life. So what are you waiting for? Ge…”

“A blanket could help me tell you I love you. Well, it could if I did, but I don…”

“My bed is better than all the rest. That’s why I just stand there staring at it…”