My meat smells like cat food. Makes me want to lick my own asshole.

“I told him he needed a faucet and a basin, and I let this information sink in.”

“Love is 90% what life is about, plus or minus 10%. Of course, I just made both …”

“I asked her out on a date, and she said, “Sorry, I can’t see you.” “That’s no p…”

“Love is a blue balloon that wants to be orange. Go Gators!”